Light this soy candle and let a clear, honest moment fill the room. Housed in a reusable glass jar with a bold, tongue-in-cheek label, this candle balances clean-burning, natural ingredients with scents that tell stories — from sun-warmed orchard apples and spicy cinnamon vanilla to briny sea salt or quiet white sage and lavender. The cotton wick and 100% natural soy wax provide a slow, steady glow for 50–60 hours while the glossy permanent label makes a statement on your shelf or countertop. Use it to punctuate an evening of reflection, add atmosphere to a laid-back gathering, or give a little laugh to someone who appreciates dry humor and good-smelling spaces.
Product features
- Eco-friendly, vegan soy wax blend with a 100% cotton wick
- Reusable glass vessel — clean and repurpose after burning
- 50–60 hour burn time, ASTM safety compliant
- Choose from 12 aromatic scents (including Unscented and Christmas Warmth)
- Glossy permanent adhesive label; one size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
Care instructions
- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.
