Merch from the declassified files.
Unofficial comedy fan tees inspired by John Kiriakou — the CIA officer who blew the whistle on torture and paid for it. We are not affiliated with him. We just make shirts, and every shirt funds his cause.
$10 FROM EVERY SALE → PRESIDENTIAL PARDON FUND
Every shirt funds a pardon.
You buy a shirt
Pick any design from the case files below. Comedy fans only — no affiliation, no endorsement, just appreciation.
We send $10
Ten dollars from every single sale goes to the Covert Action Institute's campaign to win John Kiriakou a presidential pardon.
The cause gets it
Donations support the legal fight for the pardon of the only CIA officer jailed for the torture program he exposed.
This store is an unofficial fan project. It is not associated with John Kiriakou, the Covert Action Institute, or any government agency. Donations are made by the store, not from your purchase price — your payment goes to the store, and we pledge $10 per sale.
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